Creepy Artwork Trumped by Creepy Man in White

...And Also With You

At work today, I figured out I can do impersonations of ten (10) characters from the original Star Wars trilogy.

In no particular order:

- Darth Vader
- Luke Skywalker
- Princess Leia
- Chewbacca
- Jabba the Hut
- Hans Solo
- The Emperor
- Yoda
- C3PO
- R2D2

I should note that these impersonations are utterly horrible. For instance, I'll just say "Luke!" in a male voice, and by default, I'm obviously Hans Solo. Then I'll immediately follow with "Leia!" Well, since I just got done impersonating Hans, I have to now be Luke. See? Awesome. Next time you see me, ask to hear all of them. I'm sure you'll be 10-for-10 in the guessing department. Lucky.

Petroleum Companies are Stealing Honey Bees

There's a big mystery going on right now: The bees of the world are disappearing. Why? No one is quite certain, but I think I figured it out.

You see, candles are made from petroleum products. They are unhealthy, and cause dirt/soot to accumulate in your home. Beeswax candles, however, are organic, and do not give off harmful smoke.

So, after putting two and two together, I've come to the conclusion that petroleum companies are killing bees so the bees cannot produce enough wax, thus preventing beeswax candles from gaining more market share in the candle industry. It makes perfect sense.

We must protect our honeybees from these ner-do-wells (sp?)!