Petroleum Companies are Stealing Honey Bees

There's a big mystery going on right now: The bees of the world are disappearing. Why? No one is quite certain, but I think I figured it out.

You see, candles are made from petroleum products. They are unhealthy, and cause dirt/soot to accumulate in your home. Beeswax candles, however, are organic, and do not give off harmful smoke.

So, after putting two and two together, I've come to the conclusion that petroleum companies are killing bees so the bees cannot produce enough wax, thus preventing beeswax candles from gaining more market share in the candle industry. It makes perfect sense.

We must protect our honeybees from these ner-do-wells (sp?)!