Everything Coworker Said, Written Down

On November 28, 2007, I wrote down everything interesting a coworker on the otherside of the cubicle wall said. (That was a long sentence.)

Here are the best random soundbites, in no order:

• Hey Fabio, Tony said, “I’m not going to read this crap!” I’m going to reply, “Whatever dude.”
• Why is this not working? (said to computer)
• They only have king, queen and CA king. Hope you’re having a good day. Stay warm. Love you. Bye.
• Thanks Jo-Jo, I agree…I’m a “putter.”
• Peanut Butter Jelly time!
• I’m a putter. Did you read it? I was thinking, “If he didn’t read that, he doesn’t know what I’m talking about.”
• You’re a big green blur.
• Me and Sue went out dressed like cougars. I had bought a leopard print shirt, so people kept calling me cougar.
• Alright everyone, I’m going to workout.
• We gotta make it easy, Julia. We don’t like difficulty in life; we don’t like grumpy people on our bus.
• Sweet! Sweet! Is it wacky?
• Meeeee! I’m dancing and I need a partner. We’re taking interviews.
• Hmmm. Do I want the chicken, or the seared Alaskan Halibut?
• So we would pick his nose, like stick the cursor in his nose, scratching his head, putting stuff in his eye… I’m a happy little farm boy from Iowa and I’m just here to help.
• Hey! Woo Hoo! Hi… I’m gonna rub my head, we’re giving you a neck rub. We’re tickling your ear, can you feel it? I’m rubbing your temples, can you feel it? Look I can rub your eye, look I’m sticking my finger in your eye, does it hurt? We love you bye.
• “I know exactly what you’re doing to me” I’m playing with your nose.
• Hey Johnny, tell him you’re tickling his ears. You’re silly.
• I’m going to go pick up my pants.

So yeah, I've heard even stranger things muttered. Hilarious.