02 November 2007

In the Year 2000

Down the road (pun intended), I bet we have the technology to make your car whatever color you want, whenever you want. Just press a button, turn a dial...wait...I take that back; if we have the ability to change the color that easily, I'm going to go out on a limb that we also control this through some sort of voice-recognition system.

There would be so many great things you can do with a feature like that. Think about it, man! You could change the color:

  • Right after you've robbed a bank
  • So it's your grandma's favorite color
  • While you are parked at a girl's house other than your girlfriend's
  • To match the road so government helicopters can't see you from the air
  • So it doesn't look as dirty
  • To impress your friends or lovers
  • So many times, that you get tired of it, and just leave it white or silver

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